I have found a thing that is worse than socks. What the sweet everloving Christ is this bullshit. Why do you want to be CONSTANTLY AWARE of your toes touching? I assume it's for stopping blisters but I wouldn't be able to walk ANY DISTANCE because HOO HAA MY TOES ARE EACH WRAPPED IN A COTTON CONDOM AND IT'S BAD ACTUALLY.
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Also I accidentally jumped into the arms of a Very Handsome Bearded Man today and audibly squeaked. Really brightened up my grocery shop.