Sinner Society

I fell asleep listening to an audiobook last night (rock and roll I know) at such a time that meant I woke up in the single-digit am (9am, to be exact) and all I have to say is what the fuck why is that the socially acceptable time to get up. How do you go through your day if you didn't stare at the empty washing machine for 3 hours before bed? How do you sleep right if you haven't spent half the night being a spooky lil guy and trying not to wake your partner up when you run into things? America explain!